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@7HI. Frontier P.C back here again with more answers to your letters.
With my high tech optical analogue data scanner and 10billion meg
super fast hard-drive and my 500000meg memory board and Pentium 120
processor (can't all be good can it?) the data read from my scanner
passes through my parser circuits and after some processing I
come up with answers to your questions.
Good eh? *
@3
* No not really, just more crap.-Ed.
@4
Dear Frontier P.C:
Where can I buy a Frontier P.C from, because I want one that is
powerful like you. #7More>>>
@5
P.C replies:
Err, well... you can't actually buy one. This is mainly due to the
fact that there is no Frontier P.C here really.
I'm really an Acorn Electron running a basic Greet program.
It runs something like this:
10 rem greets program by a nerdy person with glasses
20 Print "Hello how are you today? W for well, S for shit"
30 Input A$
40 If A$=S then goto 50
50 Print " Ha Hah haaaaa.... You mortals are so wimpy, aha haaah"
60 Else Print "shit come back when your ill"
65 Print "Arse";
70 Endproc
Run
Thank you goodbye. #7More>>>
@4
Dear Frontier P.C:
Would you like a drink of water
@5
Frontier PC reply:
Hello how are you today W for well S for shit
error at line 30
bad program.
Thank-you, goodbye---blub.
@4
Dear Frontier P.C:
What do you think about the Plug and Play system.
#7More>>>
@5
Frontier Reply:
Ahh, yes what a refreshing change it is. What all of us P.Cs used to have
when meeting members of the opposite sex was a system called:
Slip it in and Enjoy.
Thank-you goodbye. Ha ha haaaaah you mortals are so wimpy.
bad program.
(I've got to get this glitch sorted out.
@4
Dear Frontier P.C
Can I network my P.C to you for a while.
Kevin from home.
#7More>>>
@5
Frontier P.C replies:
OOOhhh, how dare you suggest such a dirty thing, is she nice?
Shit come back when you're ill
Arse.
Ctrl Break
Next month I show you some coding routines for the BBC micro.
I kid you not.
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